cerastes:

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

hoopearring:

dont make me tap the sign

moshimanju:

evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

grimeclown:

cvberitual:

It’s chewing on him chewsday

bailovelia:

Lms if you agree

bailovelia:

Let’s ride!

dirt-secret:

youre hanging out with remi and shes talking with you about ambient music and trying to flirt

recently-reanimated:

This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

It’s amazing how many garbage takes could be avoided with a single Google search.

There are tons of amazing sculptors still working today.

I mean, has the internet already forgotten the hammerhead shark made out of hammerheads?

I feel like this is a good time to bring back this classic…

Don’t be a dork ass loser.

[ Luo Li Rong ]

he-sees-dem0ns:

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

zombiechomp:

Oh shit, the autistic trans girl said something in response to literal harrassment that could be read in bad faith as something transphobic, lets fucking kill her

plaguedoctormemes:

plaguedoctormemes:

oh uh, your girlfriend? Yeah we put her in the kiln. Yeah at 2000 degrees. Shes a bowl now. Sorry.

trans-sister-radi0:

skillbattle:

felt like drawing some clowns 🤡🌈

@femmchantress

r0zeclawz:

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

jimmyhoffathecat:

The Grinning Smiler